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[instrumental music]

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Robert. Robert!

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‐ Ugh. Baby? Robert?
‐ Hmm.

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Back to you, Mary Hart.

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Baby, these two jobs
have got you runnin' ragged.

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Wake up!

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Baby, I‐I can handle it.
I can handle it, baby.

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I can handle it.

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I mean it.

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Is this your schedule?

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"Research for 'Entertainment
Tonight' from 6:00 to 8:00

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"9:00 to 2:00 put the research
in action, 3 o'clock, "Mr. L. A."

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6 o'clock home for 45 minutes
of snuggle time with Tia."

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Aww..

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‐ Then you gotta pick up Bobby‐‐
‐ Bobby.

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Oh, baby,
I can't pick up Bobby.

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‐ I'll get him.
‐ You sure it's not a problem?

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Of course not, Robert.

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Oh, thank you, baby. Mm.

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[snoring]

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‐ Robert. Robert. Robert.
‐ Hmm. Mm.

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I can handle it, baby.
I got this.

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‐ I got it.
‐ Okay.

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Robert?

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I got somethin' just like that.

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♪ Often I wish that we ♪

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♪ Could take the time to see ♪

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♪ The need there is to be ♪

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♪ A family yeah ♪

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♪ 'Cause it's All Of Us ♪

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♪ Sometimes it can be rough ♪

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♪ Time and seasons change ♪

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♪ But we will still remain ♪

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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
♪ It's just All Of Us ♪

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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
♪ It's just All Of Us ♪♪♪

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[instrumental music]

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Robert, I have to tell you
we've been incredibly

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impressed with your
performance so far.

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It has been amazing.

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‐ Awesome.
‐ Stunning.

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‐ Emmy.
‐ Well, thank you, guys.

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You know, I'm just tryin'
to add a little bit

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of my flavor in your soup.

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Well, ya have flavored it up
and made it yummy.

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‐ Have you seen the fan mail?
‐ There's fan mail?

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You've never gotten
fan mail before?

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Well, yeah, I,
I do receive fan mail

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sometime from prison.

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Well, my friend, things
are looking brighter already.

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‐ Someone give me a visor.
‐ It's hot.

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I'm burning!

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"Dear, "Entertainment Tonight"
thank you for Robert James

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"not only is he smart
and informative, but he's hot.

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"When is he gonna interview
someone on the beach

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so we can see him
with his shirt off?"

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‐ Boom.
‐ Pow, pow, pow.

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[chuckles]

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You are my guy
and it is because of letters

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like that, Robert James,
that "Entertainment Tonight"

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wants to offer you
two more nights a week.

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Say word.

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Word.

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That's incredible.

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[laughing]
Oh, man, I'm late for "Mr. L. A."

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Are you still doing that?

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Kidding. Kidding.

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Hey, look, Brian,
this all sounds great.

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I can't wait to get started.

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Y'all, I'll holler
at you guys later.

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You're my guy.
Pow, pow, pow.

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Pow, pow, pow!

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We just do
the regular pistol shots.

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Sarah, this is fun.

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You know, I've never catered
a barmitzvah before.

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Obvious.

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[chuckles]

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Neesee, your shelves
are officially done.

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Oh. And they officially
look fabulous.

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You know, what,
if my brother really tried

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he could run his own
contracting business.

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Sarah, I don't wanna run
my own contracting business.

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I like bein' a carpenter,
I like workin' with my hands.

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Well, if you had a business,
you could deposit checks

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with your hands.
How does that sound?

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Now, if you'll excuse me, I need
to use the little girl's room.

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I would ask where it is, but
I see there's only one hallway.

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Well, don't forget
to light a match.

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Unh‐uh!

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Very funny.

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Hey, Rusty, why don't you start
packin' up your things?

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I wanna go grab some lunch.

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I've lunch plans already
that can't be broken, Sarah.

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They're with Neesee.

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[laughing]

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Sweetie, you've already
got the job.

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We're dating, Sarah.

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Uh...we're not dating.

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We went out.

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And we made plans
to go out again.

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Oh, whoa, wait,
ah‐ah, time out, time out.

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Um, wow.

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You guys are serious, huh?
Okay. Okay.

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Um, well, you know what,
you guys are two grown people..

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Good for you,
good for you.

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Uh, as a matter of fact,
you know what

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I would like to take the two of
you out to lunch to celebrate.

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Your treat. I'm joking.
My treat.

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‐ Really?
‐ Yeah.

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Sarah, I'm glad
to hear you feel that way

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because I think
Neesee is really special.

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And I think Rusty
has really good taste.

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[sighs]
Well, my brother,
he's such a good kid, huh?

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‐ Yes, he is.
‐ And you already have one.

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Why would you want another?

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Oh, my God!
I'm so joking.

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Good, you're still out here,
I thought I was gonna be

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too late for the meeting.

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Oh, dawg, you're not late.

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Late would imply that you
actually caught part of it.

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Damn. Did anybody notice
I wasn't there?

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Now, why would anybody
notice that

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Mr. L. A. wasn't at a meeting
for "Mr. L. A.?"

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Come on, dawg,
you gotta get it together.

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This the fourth meeting
you been late for.

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I know, man, it's just that
"Entertainment Tonight's"

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been keeping me really busy.

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Hey, don't tell me.
Tell, Mr. Ashton.

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Don't tell me,
Mr. Ashton is here.

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The one meeting that the station
manager comes to I'm a no show?

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‐ Did you cover for me?
‐ Yeah, but I had to come clean.

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You can only be
in the bathroom for so long.

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That man was gonna call
a ambulance.

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Hello, Robert.

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Uh. Oh. Hey.

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Mr. Ashton, I didn't even
see you over there.

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That's because you were
hiding behind Dirk.

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I missed you
at today's meeting.

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I know. I'm sorry.
It won't happen again.

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You bet it won't, captain.

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It's a term of endearment.

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So, ready for your
next interview?

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Oh. Yes, I am.

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I know more about Don Cheadle
than Momma Cheadle.

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Don Cheadle?
He booked Don Cheadle?

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Uh, no, no.

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You see, I just wanted to know

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if you were
at the "Mr. L. A." meeting.

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Gotcha.

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Uh, he's as ready
for Taye Diggs interview

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as he's ever been, sir.
He's jokin' around with you.

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It's funny.
I love those kind of jokes.

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The two of you are fired.

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Gotcha!

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[laughing]

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[humming]

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Oh. Bobby.

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Hey, Bobby!

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You know, you need
to start rememberin'

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to put your toys away, okay?

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Bobby! Huh!

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Bobby! Oh, no!
I'm coming! Bobby!

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[instrumental music]

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You're late again.

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Are you ready
for this interview?

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I wouldn't be here
if I wasn't.

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Okay. He likes
to be called Don Julio.

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Taye Diggs likes
to be called Don Julio?

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No, his replacement, Don Julio
likes to be called Don Julio.

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I sent you a e‐mail.

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He's the biggest Latin recording
star in the world, alright?

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Now, let me run you through
the questions real quick.

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Don't even sweat it.
I got this.

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An interview
is an interview.

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Alright.
You don't need me, huh?

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‐ Nope.
‐ Alright, you got this.

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Great to meet you.
I'm Robert James.

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Don Julio Marques.

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‐ Any questions?
‐ Nope.

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‐ Just point shoot, dawg.
‐ Alright.

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You ready?
In three, two, one.

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Thanks for tunin' in
to "Mr. L. A."

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Today my guest
is Don Julio Marques.

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The largest recordin' artist
in South America. Wow!

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Don Julio, what's it like
bein' the man?

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I love America.
Been here now for two months.

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Okay.
I understand.

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Your new CD has sold over
three million copies already.

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That's pretty impressive.

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I love the baseball.

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And who doesn't?

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Also congratulations
to you and your wife.

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I understand you're expecting
your first child.

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I think it's the popcorn.

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Cut!

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‐ Does he drink?
‐ No, he doesn't speak English.

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Why would you book somebody
who doesn't speak English?

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'Cause he's the biggest Latin
recording star in South America.

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It's a totally untapped
market for you.

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It's untapped market
'cause they can't understand

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what the hell I'm sayin'.

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Which is why I wrote
your questions down for you

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and he memorized his answers
in order.

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You would know that
if you read the e‐mail.

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Come on, man,
you're dropping the ball.

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Dirk, you know me, man,
alright?

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It's just gonna take me
a minute to adjust

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to both these schedules.

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That's the problem, Robert

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not everybody is
on your schedule.

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‐ Ummh.
‐ Hmm.

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Look, you know I support you
and all.

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But Mr. Ashton holds me
responsible for this show.

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You're startin'
to make me look bad.

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I'm your boy, man.
I support you and all.

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But this is a business.

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Mr. Ashton thinks
you need to make a choice.

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"Mr. L. A." or "E. T."

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How can I make that choice?

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Well, thank you for asking.
Above all, I thank God.

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I'm so sorry. I was a little
late picking you up today.

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You see, I couldn't do
all of my work in class

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some of it
I had to do in my car.

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‐ In your car? How come?
‐ Mm‐hmm.

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Well, see, Bobby, teaching
is a very complicated thing

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and, you know, sometimes
I need to move my brain around.

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You know,
like brain exercise

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so I drove my brain around.

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That doesn't sound right.

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It's not.
Actually that was a test.

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You know, I just wanted to see
how you would handle

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a situation like that.

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And I was parked
across the street

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I could see you the whole time.

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Okay, then how come you drove
over the mailbox

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and your tires were smoking?

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Because, because..

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Look, I'll give you $20
not to tell anybody about this.

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About what?

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Thank you.

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‐ Hey, baby.
‐ Robert.

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‐ Is Bobby upstairs?
‐ Of course, he's upstairs.

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Why wouldn't he be upstairs?

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You asked me to pick him up,
didn't you?

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So it is crazy to think
he wouldn't be upstairs.

248
00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:42,035
[laughing]

249
00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:45,939
‐ Listen, I need to talk to you.
‐ Oh. What's up?

250
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:50,143
Baby, Mr. Ashton

251
00:11:50,176 --> 00:11:54,214
wants me to choose between
"Mr. L. A." and "E. T."

252
00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:57,083
You were right. I'm havin'
a hard time doin' both.

253
00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:59,285
So when are you
gonna leave "Mr. L. A.?"

254
00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:01,087
‐ What are you talkin' about?
‐ Baby, come on.

255
00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:03,056
This is your chance
to go national.

256
00:12:03,089 --> 00:12:04,490
It's what you've
always dreamed of.

257
00:12:04,525 --> 00:12:07,093
Yeah, but Dirk and I
built "Mr. L. A." together.

258
00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:08,128
I love it there.

259
00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:10,163
Look, honey, Dirk left "E. T."

260
00:12:10,196 --> 00:12:12,833
because that was
what was right for him, okay?

261
00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:14,901
But he wanted you to stay
because he knows

262
00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:17,070
this is right for you.
Now, Dirk's your boy.

263
00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:20,741
Whatever you decide,
he'll understand, okay?

264
00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:23,877
I hope so.

265
00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:26,246
[instrumental music]

266
00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:32,953
It is so nice to have
some adult time away from kids

267
00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:34,387
'cause, Neesee,
you must have Bobby

268
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:36,757
what, 24 hours a day, huh?

269
00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:42,028
Huh, I didn't realize
we were sharing.

270
00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:45,532
Actually Bobby spends a lot
of time with his father too.

271
00:12:45,566 --> 00:12:47,768
It's called joint custody.

272
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:52,138
[chuckles]

273
00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:55,175
Here, lemme, lemme show you
how to work these.

274
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:57,010
That's special.

275
00:12:57,043 --> 00:12:59,546
A caterer
who can't use chopsticks.

276
00:12:59,580 --> 00:13:01,014
[clearing throat]

277
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:02,248
Oh, I know how to use these.

278
00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:05,218
You know, what,
that's why I'd feel better

279
00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:07,053
if you used a fork.

280
00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:09,990
So it seems like you and
Bobby's father are a lot closer

281
00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:12,025
than most divorced couples.

282
00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:15,261
All friendly
...up in each other's houses?

283
00:13:17,163 --> 00:13:18,965
You know, what I'm sayin'?

284
00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:24,237
Not really.
You're babbling.

285
00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:26,540
You might wanna back up
of that plum wine.

286
00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:31,545
I was just makin'
an observation.

287
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:34,247
Well, hey, ahem,
how about I make an observation?

288
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:36,316
How about the three of us
never have lunch again?

289
00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:39,085
[scoffs]
Why? We're having a great time.

290
00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:40,921
This is fun.

291
00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:42,255
[chuckles]

292
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,027
Wow, I need to get out more.

293
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:49,495
Oh, he's so cute.

294
00:13:49,530 --> 00:13:51,397
You know what, did I ever
tell you about the time

295
00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:54,467
that he was caught in the
backyard peein' on the tomatoes?

296
00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:57,170
Check, please.

297
00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:01,241
Girl, there are stories
about Rusty

298
00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:03,376
I could tell you to make you
never call him again.

299
00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:06,079
Uh, like the time
that he'd lost his Lego

300
00:14:06,112 --> 00:14:07,514
and then they found it in his‐‐

301
00:14:07,548 --> 00:14:09,482
‐ Check, please!
‐ Check, please!

302
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:17,190
‐ Dirk, I need to talk to you.
‐ What's up?

303
00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:19,092
Man, you know we go way back

304
00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:22,596
and you're the brother I never
had and you always have my back

305
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:24,330
and you know there's nothin'
I wouldn't do for you.

306
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:28,334
Nice try.
I got the last donut.

307
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:31,104
Remember when the "Mr. L. A."
office was a small cubicle

308
00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:33,674
and we shared the same desk
because nobody believed in us?

309
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:36,009
Yeah, the weird part
was sharin' a chair.

310
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:38,211
[chuckles]

311
00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:40,046
So you're leavin' or what?

312
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:49,623
Yes, but I want you to know this
wasn't a easy decision for me.

313
00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:52,526
Hey, man, congratulations.

314
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:55,495
‐ You're not mad?
‐ Mad? Why would I be mad?

315
00:14:55,529 --> 00:14:57,664
I'm happy for you.
You deserve this.

316
00:14:57,698 --> 00:14:59,432
I'm gonna miss you.

317
00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:01,968
I don't know how we're gonna
move on without you.

318
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:03,570
Turtle!

319
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,675
We're movin' on without him.

320
00:15:08,709 --> 00:15:11,377
Let everybody know that
Mr. L. A. position is wide open.

321
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,413
Hey, are you gonna keep
"Peace too you?"

322
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:15,015
I'd like to.

323
00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:16,983
And tell them to bring
their own catchphrase.

324
00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:20,420
[instrumental music]

325
00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:21,655
[knocking on door]

326
00:15:24,558 --> 00:15:27,393
‐ Can I come in?
‐ No.

327
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,963
Thanks.

328
00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:33,033
Look, Neesee, I'm not sure
if what I said the other day

329
00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:34,300
came out right.

330
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:37,303
Hmm. I don't know
what you say that does.

331
00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:39,573
Well, when I said that
I didn't think

332
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:42,643
you should date my brother,
that's what I meant.

333
00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:46,246
Look, Neesee,
I think you're a good person.

334
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,381
I just don't think
you're right for my brother.

335
00:15:48,414 --> 00:15:51,051
‐ And you wanna know why?
‐ Not particularly.

336
00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:53,186
Okay, fine!
I'll tell you.

337
00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:55,455
Look, you're divorced
and you got a kid.

338
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:57,290
You got too much baggage.

339
00:15:57,323 --> 00:15:58,759
And I just think
my brother will be better off

340
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,393
with someone more like himself

341
00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:02,095
who doesn't have any baggage.

342
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:05,398
Sarah, you might
wanna slow your row.

343
00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:07,400
Me and you brother has
only had one date.

344
00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:08,769
Now, before you start
planning our wedding

345
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:11,004
and counting our kids,
you might wanna see

346
00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:13,039
if there's gonna be
a second one.

347
00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:15,141
Oh. So what?

348
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:17,343
Rusty's not good enough
for you now?

349
00:16:19,580 --> 00:16:21,414
No, you not good enough for me.

350
00:16:24,518 --> 00:16:28,589
Fine. I'm no longer doing
that barmitzvah with you.

351
00:16:28,622 --> 00:16:33,093
Oh, and have fun rolling the
100 matzah balls by yourself.

352
00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:36,462
Now, how am I gonna
cater this event without you?

353
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:40,266
Oh, my God.
I'm so joking. Okay?

354
00:16:41,702 --> 00:16:44,237
[instrumental music]

355
00:16:46,807 --> 00:16:50,276
‐ So that's it.
‐ Yup.

356
00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:53,747
‐ I'm gonna get goin' now.
‐ Alrighty, then.

357
00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:56,583
Alright, I'm, uh,
out the door.

358
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,422
‐ Robert?
‐ Yes.

359
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:06,827
Before you go there's somethin'
that I really need to ask you.

360
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:08,494
Go ahead, Turtle,
anything you want.

361
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:12,799
Can I have your old makeup?

362
00:17:12,833 --> 00:17:16,302
‐ Why would you want my makeup?
‐ For the same reason you do.

363
00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:19,506
‐ To look pretty and‐‐
‐ Turtle.

364
00:17:19,540 --> 00:17:22,375
I told you
the makeup goes to the new guy.

365
00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:23,777
Speakin' of devil,
here he comes.

366
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,646
‐ Yo, Thomas.
‐ Yo, what's up, Dirk.

367
00:17:25,679 --> 00:17:27,213
‐ Pssh!
‐ Pssh!

368
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:30,250
Mr. E. T., Mr. L.A.
Thomas is gonna do the show now.

369
00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:32,385
‐ Yo, show him your sign off.
‐ Yeah.

370
00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:36,122
This is Thomas Harper
saying see you L‐A‐ter.

371
00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:37,524
[laughing]

372
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:43,530
Yo, that's the truth, man.
Yo, here's the truth.

373
00:17:43,564 --> 00:17:44,865
Yeah, um, listen, Thomas.

374
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:46,600
Look, if you need
any assistance

375
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:48,468
any questions
or anything about‐‐

376
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,236
Yeah, yeah.
Heh. Cool.

377
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:52,205
So, uh, I'mma see you next week?

378
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,574
‐ Alright, T.
‐ Alright, Dirk.

379
00:17:53,607 --> 00:17:55,141
‐ Pssh.
‐ Pssh.

380
00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:58,478
That's a good lookin' man
right there.

381
00:17:58,512 --> 00:18:02,215
Yeah. Alright, so, um

382
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:03,717
...I'm gonna get goin'.

383
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,351
Have a good one.

384
00:18:06,787 --> 00:18:09,255
‐ Robert.
‐ Yeah?

385
00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:10,724
Could you pass me
the hot sauce?

386
00:18:15,796 --> 00:18:17,330
Thanks, man.

387
00:18:18,599 --> 00:18:20,200
Pssh.

388
00:18:22,703 --> 00:18:25,171
‐ Robert!
‐ What?

389
00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:27,407
‐ Gotcha!
‐ Surprise!

390
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,376
[all screaming]

391
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:34,848
You didn't think I'd let you
leave without a party, did you?

392
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:37,651
I'm so proud of you, baby.

393
00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:40,353
And I'm proud
of you too, daddy.

394
00:18:40,386 --> 00:18:41,922
You almost got me, Dirk.

395
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:44,324
Got me thinkin'
you didn't care I was leavin'

396
00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:45,926
and you asking for my makeup

397
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:48,529
and then this Thomas guy
with that corny ass

398
00:18:48,562 --> 00:18:50,764
"See you later."

399
00:18:51,865 --> 00:18:53,534
No, that guy's for real.

400
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:56,670
And Turtle does want
your makeup.

401
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:02,509
To Robert!

402
00:19:02,543 --> 00:19:04,277
‐ Alright!
‐ Whoo!

403
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:09,750
Hey, everybody, the show's on.

404
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:16,623
♪ Show you the way
love's supposed to be ♪

405
00:19:16,657 --> 00:19:19,593
♪ Baby you should
let me love you ♪

406
00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:22,763
♪ Love you love you ♪♪♪

407
00:19:22,796 --> 00:19:23,664
That's all you need, baby.

408
00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:27,868
That was Mario singing
"Let Me Love You."

409
00:19:27,901 --> 00:19:31,838
The most played single
in the history of Hot 100.

410
00:19:31,872 --> 00:19:33,640
So, Mario,
what's next for you, man?

411
00:19:33,674 --> 00:19:36,743
Singin' is what I do, man, but,
um, this opened up the doors

412
00:19:36,777 --> 00:19:38,211
for me to do other things, man

413
00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:40,614
so I will, I will love
to pursue some actin'.

414
00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:42,182
[sniffling]

415
00:19:43,684 --> 00:19:45,619
I told myself
I wasn't gonna cry.

416
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:50,657
Get a hold of yourself.

417
00:19:50,691 --> 00:19:54,360
So that does it
for this edition of "Mr. L. A."

418
00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:56,730
Now, for those of you
who don't know

419
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:58,665
this is my last show here.

420
00:19:58,699 --> 00:20:00,667
I'm taking a job at
"Entertainment Tonight"

421
00:20:00,701 --> 00:20:02,368
'but I wanna thank all of you'

422
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:04,270
'who watched the show
over the past few years.'

423
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:07,307
It's been a great experience
for me and without you

424
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:09,009
I wouldn't be
where I am today.

425
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:13,313
So, for the last time
as Mr. L. A.

426
00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:16,583
I'm Robert James sayin'..

427
00:20:19,820 --> 00:20:23,790
...peace to you.

428
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:28,595
[theme music]